America’s UnFantastic Four
How the hell, in a nation of 320 million, did we end up with these four anti-superhero losers as the last ones standing in the 2016 election contest?
Bernie â€œHuman Torchâ€ Sanders, a man so useless he was kicked out of a hippy commune for being too lazy; now making sure that the he never actually belonged to feels the Bern â€“ or Berns to the ground.
Donald â€œThe Thingâ€ Trump, a businessman so astute that had he merely invested in stock market what he inherited from his old man in the 1970s he would actually be now worth more than he is. Thatâ€™s not very successful. What a loser.
Hillary â€œThe Invisible Womanâ€ Clinton, a woman, did you know that? More self-made and more successful at building wealth than Donald, even if most of it did come from selling access to government. And she is a woman.
Gary â€œMr Fantasticâ€ Johnson, the Libertarian candidate who doesnâ€™t know if the United States was right to enter the Second World War.
Dear America, really?