GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS – Contrary to the “fake news” I published earlier this week, Lena “The Voice Of The Generation” Dunham has not left for the Canadian exile to continue working as a Resistance leader. But the problem with the “fake news” is that the real news can nowadays be as weird and wonderful –  and indistinguishable; a sort of life imitates “The Onion” imitates life.

Because firstly, Lena has lent her website Lenny Letters to a contributor who wrote this insanity about Hillary:

Maybe she is more than a president. Maybe she is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself. The presidency is too small for her. She belongs to a much more elite class of Americans, the more-than-presidents. Neil Armstrong, Martin Luther King Jr., Alexander Fucking Hamilton.

Hillary Clinton did everything right in this campaign, and she won more votes than her opponent did. She won. She cannot be faulted, criticized, or analyzed for even one more second. Instead, she will be decorated as an epochal heroine far too extraordinary to be contained by the mere White House. Let that revolting president-elect be Millard Fillmore or Herbert Hoover or whatever. Hillary is Athena.

And then Lena herself went off for a spiritual retreat in Sedona, Arizona, one of the Meccas of New Age bullshit, from where she sent this helpful message to her fans:

Asked the Canyon for some guidance. She said this week is going to be revolutionary, and so I threw my arms open and said “bring it.” (Good thing we got the week’s first true smile on camera.) Loving you all and whispered some wishes for you into the big red rock.