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Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part II

Because it’s Friday and we’re all so sick of Trump-Trump-Trump.

The series otherwise known as “Because somewhere out there a lot of fathers are rocking and crying themselves to sleep – or would, if they only knew” or “Decline and fall of our civilisation in ten easy swipes”. But at The Daily Chrenk we don’t judge; occasionally we roll our eyes or chuckle – and talk about ourselves in plural, royal “we”. And as we are equal opportunity eye-rollers and chucklers, we’re still waiting for our female readers to send us more screenshots of their favourite funny, scary or offensive male Tinder profile for our “Boys Gone Wild” graphic (in both senses of the word) feature.

Anyway, happy weekend everyone.

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Only swipe right if you’re related.

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The only good terrorist is the one who blows (up).

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God bless QUT girls, or QUTies as they are otherwise known.

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I only wanted short back and sides.

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Green/blue/purple-haired radio personality with a penchant for coke seeks a sugar daddy or sugar mamma – but without sex. This is what’s wrong when the left uses Tinder: always expect something for nothing.

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Soon to be followed by breasts.

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I don’t know, but hopefully someone at the United Nations will figure it out soon.

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28 and still can’t find a man…

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That’s lovely; and you’re on Tinder because…?

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You must be a lovely person; good luck!

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