LEFTIES – TRY OUR NEW TRUMP DIET – It seems to be working miracles; but don’t believe me, listen to Lena “Girls” Dunham, last heard talking to rocks:

Dunham stopped by Howard Stern’s SiriusXM radio show Monday morning and revealed that she has none other than Donald Trump to thank for her slim figure.

“Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food,” she told Stern after he complimented her look. “Everyone’s been asking like, ‘What have you been doing?’ And I’m like, ‘Try soul-crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness and you, too, will lose weight.’”

Forget Atkins. Forget South Beach. Go Trump. We have the best diets. They’re just great. You thought it was all about carbs or fats or sugar? Nah, the magic ingredients are soul-crashing pain, devastation and hopelessness. Only two weeks in office, and President Trump has already delivered on his promise to Make Lena Thin Again. Is there nothing the Don can’t do? Well, Trump, of course, can make Lena Dunham lose some kilos, but he can’t make her gain talent or pleasant personality.

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