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Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part III: Special Valentine’s Edition

By popular demand – and by popular demand I mean a few friends on Facebook who asked for it – here, for you Valentine’s Day gratification, enjoy this third selection of South-East Queensland girls and women doing their best to market themselves in the tough world of internet dating (see also Part I and Part II). On this day, when we celebrate love at the behest of restaurateurs, confectioners, jewellers and florists, don’t let anyone tell you that romance is dead – you just have to know where to look for it: preferably not in these profiles.

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I’m happy to report we didn’t match – and not just because I’m not looking for right-wing cougars (though at least, unlike her fellow Senator, Jacqui Lambie, Pauline did not specify how hung she likes her Parliament).

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I’m not sure if I want to hear the punchline.

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If I’m sure of one thing it’s that these girls will not have any problems getting matches.

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In case you want to date a vampire, I presume.

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I got all chocked up when I read these; so moving…

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Some profiles, I don’t even know what to say.

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Nintendo 64? Try Nintendo 69. Or XXXBox.

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In other words: Stoned, Satisfied and Satanic. Very GC.

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Guys probably also call her Hermione (“Do you hear her moaning again?”)

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Happy Valentine’s, everybody!

 

 

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