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Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part IV

Be honest and admit it to yourself: you’ve been waiting for Part IV since the previous one popped up on your screen on Valentine’s Day, checking The Daily Chrenk every day, hoping to see more of the South-East Queensland’s finest, only to turn away disappointed with merely another story about terrorism, freedom of speech or Donald Trump.

Well, my friend, wait no longer.

Contrary to what your therapist might have told you, guys, size does apparently matter, at least to these lovely local ladies looking for their Mr Right:

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Then there are young ladies like household appliances:

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Arguably better than a washing machine (don’t try to think too hard about it) but not as good as a vacuum cleaner. There are also girls like (or unlike) vehicles:

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It’s a little known fact that one can also use Tinder to find love not just for oneself but also for one’s family members:

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Who says that romance is dead?

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It’s also good to know that Griffith University’s top ranking has been officially confirmed. At least at my alma mater, The University of Queensland, the best things in life are still free:

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Can you take all three for a walk?

Some say that women these days have unrealistic expectations and are difficult to please, which explains the large number of still-singles. Not so these girls; judging by their simple tastes in life they should be snapped up pretty quickly out of the dating market:

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And as we say goodbye and until-the-next-time, let us put our hand together for Miss Norway:

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As a (bad) Catholic Slav, I have a PhD in being disappointed. And a-ha is one of my all-time favourite bands. So please contact me on chrenk at thedailychrenk dot com.

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