WHAT’S WORSE THAN THE KARDASHIANS? – SJW Kardashians.
In the latest Pepsi ad, Kendall Jenner is distracted on her fashion shoot by an Afrasian hipster in a #BlackLivesMatter demonstration. Discarding her blonde wig, Jenner symbolically swaps the boring Caucasian (as in the race) for the ethnic Caucasian (as in the mountains) so that she can be one of the peeps; a sort of a soft drink Rachel Dolezal. She grabs a can of Pepsi, effortlessly glides to the front of the march, and hands the bubbles to one of the cops, the way hippie girls used to put flowers in the barrels of National Guardsmen’s guns.
At least Jenner is not whacking the pig with that can, so we can call it progress. Electing an African-American president clearly wasn’t enough to ensure racial harmony in the United States; maybe we should have voted instead for a giant Pepsi. Supersize Social Justice.