ANALTECH PLOWED, CAUSING ODOR FROM THE CAVITY – Yeah, I know your company was originally called Analytical Technology, and you shortened it to AnalTech on the recommendation of marketing specialist in 1964, when the times were a lot more innocent than today. But since you persist, you only have yourself to blame for stories like this:
It was an unforgettable day at the memorably-named company AnalTech.
At approximately 6:30 a.m. Monday, a car crash involving two pickup trucks sent one of the vehicles inside the AnalTech building of Newark, Del., leaving a giant hole.
The truck damaged the facility’s laboratory and caused an odor to emanate from the cavity, WDEL reports.
Accordingly, first responders alerted the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Control, which brought in a HazMat team to handle any leaks.
I’m sure I can hear giggling from the New York Daily News journo writing the story.