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Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part VI

I know your dirty secret: you say you only read The Daily Chrenk for the articles, but I know that what you really look for are the outrageous Tinder girls. No need to put on your best high-brow persona and chat me up about cultural appropriation or freedom of speech. It’s OK, I understand. You can get all that and more at any of the dozens of excellent local and overseas blogs and online magazines, and by people who are far more clever and better writers than me. But there is only one place that brings you the best and the worst of young Brisbane femalehood straight from the internet dating jungle. Be amazed, be disturbed, be despondent about the future of the human race – and enjoy the End of Autumn Bumper Edition.

(Link to Part V, which in turn contains links to previous parts if you need to revisit. Which I’m sure you do.)

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Australia says no, but God knows how many guys said yes.

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All good, the real “Tostee with the toss” wants to hook up with Schapelle. I call that a bogan Tinder heaven.

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A daughter that clearly has never gone hungry as a baby.

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Twenty years ago, I remember Griffith Uni being a bit of a joke. No one is laughing anymore. Go Griffith.

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Which finally explains why they’re grateful.

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They say that honesty is the best policy. But they also say that discretion is the better part of valour.

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She has no filter. And is not a princess.

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She comes first, love comes later.

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Don’t get your hopes up guys; it looks like she always wins these contests.

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I’ve always been against middle class welfare. Until now.

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Unlike the classy Griffith Uni girls, the quality at the University of Queensland has declined markedly since I remember.img_6267_li

I can’t speak for all classy men but I doubt the feeling is mutual. Never mind the sentiment that sexual dysfunction is for the gays. WTF?

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If you thought this is a new Japanese streaming competitor to Netflix, you might be… partly right.

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At 4ft, if she kneels, you will miss.

Also: music + dick = Moby.

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“Founder and Visionary”. I have to put that on my new Tinder profile, “The Daily Chrenk – Founder and Visionary”.

And last but not least:

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Amen.

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