KIM JONG KARDASHIAN FOLDS, FOR NOW – I guess Guam can go back to worrying about climate change:
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has decided not to launch a threatened missile attack on Guam, Pyongyang’s state media reported on Tuesday, but warned that he could change his mind “if the Yankees persist in their extremely dangerous reckless actions.”
The report, published early Tuesday, could help dial back tensions that had spiraled last week following an exchange of threats between North Korea and U.S. President Donald Trump.
Kim remains crazy and a serious threat, but since (not surprisingly) no one like war, particularly nuclear war, the North Korean can gets kicked up the road, once again. Whether it was Trump’s rhetoric or pressure from China, we are off the brink for now, all hoping that at some point in the near future – and before Kim starts throwing his phallic missiles around again – a miracle happens and the young madman is somehow deposed and North Korea disappears from history under more palatable circumstances than under the mushroom cloud.