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Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part IX

[Warning: adult content and language]

Goodness, has it really been more than two months since the last instalment? And has there been eight already? Since my recent trip to Europe did not end up resulting in a much-anticipated Tinder travel feature – Polish girls in particularly disappointing us all with their impeccable online behaviour – it has been comforting to go back to local Brisbane (and the south-east Queensland more broadly) Tinder and discover that nothing has changed in my absence: all you disgusting voyeurs (just kidding, I love you, all my valued regular TDC readers and fans) can still enjoy, if that’s the correct word, a fair selection of women reinforcing the popular – and largely incorrect – stereotype of Tinder as a hook-up meat market.

So without a further ado (about not much)…

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No wonder the puppet on the bed behind looks so exhausted.

Tinder is so superficial – it’s all about accentuating your most marketable qualities; the lesson that the ladies below seem to have fully absorbed:

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Some ladies even think that their qualities are better than yours:

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For most part it’s all quite vanilla, but once in a while you get the whole 50 shades of Tinder experience:

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Other ladies are meanwhile being ultra careful they don’t get pregnant:

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But not this young lady:

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“God is life”…

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Like Eagle Boys Pizza, she certainly delivers.

Meanwhile, who says that princesses are difficult to satisfy?

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Or maybe all women generally:

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Confucius say, woman looking for A grade penis likely to end up with A grade dick (and a headache).

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One year makes all the difference, clearly.

Lastly, a few profiles that leave even me unable to form any sensible response:

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Something about roots.

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I, on the other hand, take my women like I take my lift – to the wrong floor.

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New Brissy gal is instead fingering her smart phone left and right.

Lastly, a message from a completely un- and anti-wild user:

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There is something in this for all of us.

 

 

 

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