Because you were all too busy yesterday preparing your New Year’s resolutions (“I’ll read The Daily Chrenk daily, regardless how often new ‘Girls of Tinder’ come out”), you have clearly missed Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part XI(a) – Farewell to 2017 (I know – like Santa I can see who’s been naughty and who’s been nice) – here’s an encore to start 2018 (and here’s the link to go down the rabbit hole of the previous instalments).
This part is dedicated to all the guys lucky enough to have been christened Richard. For some reason this seems to be everyone’s favourite male name and you’re all much in demand:
For those who don’t want to take pictures, suck, ride and use the poor exhausted Richard as a trampoline, there are many other nice ladies out there who give lie to the popular misconception that modern women are high maintenance, demanding, and hard to please. In fact, it’s the simple things that matter:
And as we say goodbye to this welcome to a new year, let us remember that online dating is not just for the Millennial girls. The age is just a number (though hopefully not a phone number), so go out there and have fun!
Six very well fed children. And numerous adults.
