THESE TRAINS WON’T RUN ON TIME

Victoria has hired dictator Kim Jong Un’s train builder to supply its advanced new $2 billion fleet.

The Changchun Railway Vehicles built rolling stock for the despised North Korean dictator’s Pyongyang metro and also for the Tehran metro in Iran.The Chinese-state owned company will build the shells of 65 new trains in Beijing, which will then be assembled in Victoria.

This is so apt.

The trains will come with pre-hacked computer equipment.

Still nothing beats “Night Trains”.

Comments

comments