WHO CONTROLS THE WEATHER: THE JEWS OR NESTLE? – Forget the sun activity, planetary movements, natural cycles, or even CO2 emissions; two not entirely new theories re-emerge this week in the United States. So is it the Rothchilds?

A D.C. lawmaker responded to a brief snowfall Friday by publishing a video in which he espoused a conspiracy theory that Jewish financiers control the weather.

D.C. Council member Trayon White Sr. (D-Ward 8) posted the video to his official Facebook page at 7:21 a.m. as snow flurries were hitting the nation’s capital. The video, shot through the windshield of a car driving west on Interstate 695 through downtown Washington, shows snowy skies while White narrates.

“Man, it just started snowing out of nowhere this morning, man. Y’all better pay attention to this climate control, man, this climate manipulation,” he says. “And D.C. keep talking about, ‘We a resilient city.’ And that’s a model based off the Rothschilds controlling the climate to create natural disasters they can pay for to own the cities, man. Be careful.”

Or corporations like Nestle?

It’s just so obvious when you think about it. According to feminist author Naomi Wolf, the likes of Nestle are involved in some kind of weather-adjusting conspiracy to steal Naomi’s Manhattan sunshine.

Or maybe both. After all, corporations are run by the Jews.