INCEL INSIDEWhat could possibly go wrong?

It’s the dating website to end all dating websites — a matchmaker for men who hate women.

California-based, which aims to help members of a toxic online masculine subculture known as “incels”find love, launched this week and apparently it’s not a joke or a hoax.

If you are not already familiar with the term, “incel” is an abbreviation for “involuntary celibate” that has been adopted by men who blame women, their own genes and society at large for their inability to get sex and/or form romantic relationships.

But some social media users have responded with revulsion, claiming encourages women to have sex with incels to “reduce risks that plague society”, such as the mass shootings so often associated with the subculture.

Your “pity shag” can now potentially save lives.

In all seriousness, if there are women who fall in love with imprisoned serial killers or would have liked to have dead school shooter’s babies, there must be women out there who would like to de-celibate some angry nerds. In my experience, if you are a guy and you can’t get laid it’s not the fault of women, feminism, genes, or society – it’s you.