PUNK TALIBANWho on Earth is now designing jihadi uniforms?

The Pakistani Taliban has debuted a new uniform that combines decades of punk rock, splashes of Gwen Stefani — and a dash of dominatrix.

Flawlessly blending a combination of camo pants, black shirts, fingerless leather gloves and a total disregard for parental authority, the Tehrik-e Taliban Pakistan (TTP) strutted their stuff in a new training video featuring rocket-propelled grenades, white board instruction and standing around in mid-”La Macarena” poses.There’s no official word yet on the meaning behind “No Tension,” but if it’s a band name as we assume, it sounds rad.

We’re seeing some bizarre cultural merge between terrorism and wokeness.