SO BASICALLY MISS PERSONALITY?

The next edition of the Miss America pageant will scrap swimsuits and will be more inclusive to women of all sizes, the contest announced Tuesday.

Gretchen Carlson, the chairwoman of the Miss America board of directors, announced on “Good Morning America” that the event will no longer feature a swimsuit portion.Miss America will be a competition, not a pageant, Carlson said on the show Tuesday.”We will no longer judge our candidates on their outward physical appearance. That’s huge,” she said.Carlson also said the new Miss America competition will be more inclusive to women of “all shapes and sizes.”

At The Daily Chrenk we are all for fighting the widespread and pernicious hot female privilege. As a next step in the campaign against the objectification of women we need to tackle that old canard, “The Sleeping Beauty” fairy tale. The protagonist needs to be renamed simply the Sleeping Female, and just as the Miss America jurors won’t be able to do it ever again, the mirror on the wall shouldn’t be able to pronounce who’s the fairest of them all but instead remind the evil queen that women of all shapes and sizes are beautiful but it any case should not be judged on their appearance.
As that recent adage goes, go woke go broke. You might disapprove of young women competing based on their looks and their figures, but who’s going to watch a pageant where you choose… who exactly? The nicest woman in America? The one most committed to world peace? When you gut an old institution and rip out its raison d’etre like you rip out entrails you might as well close the door on the whole show. What’s the point?
Judging people on their appearance might be mean and sexist but it’s a biological impulse that affects both human sexes, just as it affects so many other animals out there who assess potential mates based on their appearance and prefer those who exhibit particular fitness. Good luck to feminists in their fight against nature.

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