JUSTICE WILLETT’S “ODD SOCIAL MEDIA HABITS” – Don Willett is on Donald Trump’s list (albeit towards the bottom) of potential candidates to replace the retiring Justice Kennedy on the Supreme Court, so needless to say the fearless media jumps in to investigate the man who might help bring fascism to America:

On New Year’s Eve, Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Don Willett channeled Rick Astley by tweeting “People of Earth—In 2018, @JusticeWillett will never: give you up, let you down, run around, desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, hurt you.”

Before that, Willett, at the time a justice on the Supreme Court of Texas, tweeted out his son confusing “Eminem” and “eminent,” a picture of three puppies and a picture of cornbread shaped like his home state.

Willett is one of the nicest and funniest judges around (a rare combination) – if you are not following him on Twitter yet, why not? He probably won’t get the call (more’s the pity), but it’s painfully clear that what the Great Republic needs at this time of crisis is more members of judiciary not afraid to compare puppies to their favourite chocolate.

Oh, and he is also very solid.