THE GREAT DICK OF AUSTRALIA – No, it’s not [insert the name of your least favourite politician] (although [he/she/it] might be too) – the giant dong from Down Under makes the international news:

The internet has been giggling over the latest satellite map discovery, and we can’t blame them. A giant penis drawing has appeared on a dry lake bed in Victoria, Australia.

Details on its provenance are scant, but those who think the dick-and-balls shape is the work of crafty photoshopping can easily check out the real deal on Google Maps, where it’s currently tagged as ‘Aussie Weiner’.


According to the Geelong Advertiser, locals have known about the penis for months, and at some point it was tagged on the map as Betoota Lake, purloining the name from an Australian ghost town and satirical newspaper.

Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi!