BRAVELY SPEAKING STDS TO POWER – Could she possibly get any less funny? Quite possibly:
If you thought Michelle Wolf would ease up on the Trumps after her recent speech controversy, you were dead wrong.
This week on Netflix’s The Break With Michelle Wolf, the American comedian — who less than two months ago came under fire for her controversial White House Correspondents’ Dinner speech — took aim at Ivanka Trump, comparing the US President’s eldest daughter to cancer and a sexually-transmitted infection, among other comments.
“If you see Ivanka on the street, first call her Tiffany,” Wolf suggested. “This will devastate her. Then, talk to her in terms she will understand. Say, ‘Ivanka, you’re like vaginal mesh. You were supposed to support women, but now you have blood all over you and you’re the centre of a thousand lawsuits.’”
She went on to compare her to a contraceptive pill called Yaz, which was recalled due to carrying a higher risk of blood clots.
“Ivanka, you’re like that birth control pill Yaz,” Wolf said. “At first it seemed like it’d be really cool and helpful, but you need to be immediately recalled.”
Then came the herpes jab: “Is your nickname herpes? Because you’re not necessarily the most dangerous person in the administration but you’re very unpleasant, totally incurable and you always show up when we’re about to get f**ked.”
In her final attack, she compared Ivanka to cancer, saying: “Remember, discourse is a path to change and Ivanka is the prettiest tumour in a swiftly moving cancer.”
Vaginal implant, contraceptive pill, herpes and cancer. And on the eight day the Lord looked at the leftovers and created Michelle Wolf.