IT’S NOT SUMMER UNTIL THE JEWS COMES AND STEAL YOUR CLOUDSThe crazy is strong around the world today:

An Iranian general has accused Israel of ‘manipulating weather’ to prevent rain over the Islamic republic – aka, stealing the country’s clouds. Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali, head of Iran’s Civil Defence Organisation, alleged that his country was facing cloud ‘theft’ during a press conference. However he was later contradicted by the nation’s weather chief.

Speaking at the conference, the general said: ‘The changing climate in Iran is suspect. ‘Foreign interference is suspected to have played a role in climate change’. Bus passengers locked in eternal silent battle opening and closing a window He later insisted the results from an Iranian scientific study ‘confirmed’ the claim. ‘Israel and another country in the region have joint teams which work to ensure clouds entering Iranian skies are unable to release rain,’ he said. ‘On top of that, we are facing the issue of cloud and snow theft’, Jalali added, citing a survey showing that above 2,200 metres all mountainous areas between Afghanistan and the Mediterranean are covered in snow, except Iran.

I too hate it when the Jews sneak in at night and steal my snow. Or when they put big condoms over the clouds so that the rain doesn’t come.

Fortunately not everyone in charge in Tehran is wearing a tinfoil hat:

General Jalali ‘probably has documents of which I am not aware, but on the basis of meteorological knowledge, it is not possible for a country to steal snow or clouds’, said the head of Iran’s meteorological service Ahad Vazife. ‘Iran has suffered a prolonged drought, and this is a global trend that does not apply only to Iran,’ Vazife said.

Weather manipulation is actually a thing, albeit the technology is still rather limited. I think though the Israelis are too busy stealing Iran’s nuclear secrets from the cloud to worry about the actual clouds over Iran.

 

 

 

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