Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part XIV: The Quarantine Special

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Let’s face it, with the viral doom and gloom seemingly inescapable, distractions are at a premium. Desperate times require desperate measures. Such as bringing this disreputable blog series back from the attic. Here at TDC we don’t condone, we don’t condemn, we don’t judge, we don’t shame – we merely remain fascinated by what the smart phone revolution have wrought.

First off, topical:

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That goes for all of us, I think. If you’re lucky it will be the government; otherwise dating apps await.

Don’t let anyone tell you that education doesn’t matter:

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Hopefully not bats though.

Speaking of universities, the most fun of Brisbane’s tertiary institutions seems to be the Australian Catholic University, whose students have pretty small “c” catholic tastes:

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But while some students have memes and all the fun, others – at “sandstone” universities – have all the issues:

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Some parents must be now having second thoughts about the wisdom of dropping $20,000 a year for an elite girls’ school, though at least their progeny did turn out to be quite entrepreneurial:

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But you don’t need a Grammar schooling to get into business:

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There is strength in numbers clearly. Just in case you are doubtful that the two young ladies are “freshly graduated”, their next picture makes you think the school yearbook surely has them pegged as “the most likely to succeed”:

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“Lady in red” and “tall bean” are not the only Tinder duo around:

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Refreshingly there are no dollar signs in sight. Not so sure about the intentions of this “exotic” trio though:

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The current Coronavirus crisis reminds us that reusable bags, containers and cups, while environmentally friendly, are unfortunately not hygienic enough when contagion has to be avoided. Bravo, therefore, to the lady below who minimises the risks by sticking to single use only:

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As we face the prospect of a complete lock-down and house isolation, spare a thought for another Tindarella who soon might end up with neither at hand (so to speak):

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Then there is this:

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It’s actually two words, but who are we to quibble. In any case, in quarantine no one can hear you scream.

We leave you with these words of wisdom:

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In 2020, it seems, so are we all.

Safe self-isolation everyone!

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