Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part XVI

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Warning: Adult themes and language

I was going to sit down and write a profound intro paragraph but really… it’s 2020. It’s been a shitshow; depressing wherever you look, from the ubiquitous virus to the mad politics. At this point in time we need all the escapism and distraction we can get. So a big thank you to all to wonderful women of Brisbane Tinder who rose to the occasion and provided another installment’s worth of content – if we survive this year with sanity intact and a modicum of good humour, you will have played your part.

Firstly, a special appreciation of the unsung heroes of the pandemic – the frontline and essential workers. Like teachers:

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Lifeguards:

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Veterinarians:

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And nurses:

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Possibly because of the big disruptions this year – including lock-downs, quarantines and travel bans – a large number of young ladies seem to have become separated from their fathers and are now looking for them. If any of my readers are fathers who have misplaced their daughters, please have a look at the girls below and see if any of them is your missing child:

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The father of the lady below can at least be comforted with the thought that all throughout the pandemic she has stayed safe by wearing masks:

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Lastly, there is a dad out there who’s missing not one but two daughters. Sarah and Katie – I’m assuming twins, since both of the same age – are desperately looking for their father for help with bills. The pandemic has been tough on us all, and as much as it has tried to help with hand outs, the federal government can’t be everyone’s daddy:

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We all know the old saying “looking for love in all the wrong places”, but Tinder right or wrong, some seem to be doing it the wrong way:

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“Intersectional feminism”? 

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“Traditional family values”?

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As many a prisoner will attest, shivery is actually pretty dangerous. In any case, whether shivery is dead or not, there are still romantics around, including this young lady, obviously a vegan, who will end a dinner date with sucking your egglpant:

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Happy 32nd birthday to this lady – may her birthday wish come true, though it seems 2020 has been doing that to all of us, and not once a fortnight either:

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Lastly, again with the COVID-caused economic downturn and the resulting unemployment in mind, if any readers with businesses are looking for a “dedicated” and “hard worker” type employee, look no further:

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And by the looks of it, during tea breaks you can read her back.

Happy pandemic!

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