What ANZAC Day means to a transplanted Pole
Having come to Australia in 1988 I am what some refer to as a “new Australian”. As such, unlike most of my Australian readers, I […]
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Girls Gone Wild On Brisbane Tinder, Part V: The Birthday Edition
Warning: Language and Adult Content which may make parents of young women cry Y’all pretend you read The Daily Chrenk for the articles, but I […]
Continue reading »WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH YOUR BUNNY BURGER? – Another case of “it sounded so good at our last marketing brainstorming session” or “people getting […]
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Keep East in Easter
Because the Bunny is the reason for the season! Since the war on Christmas is now old and busted, the new hotness this year is […]
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Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part IV
Be honest and admit it to yourself: you’ve been waiting for Part IV since the previous one popped up on your screen on Valentine’s Day, […]
Continue reading »SNOWFLAKES IN HELL – From the new, depressing research by CBS’ David Poltrack and Nielsen Catalina Solutions: The median age of millennials is 30, Poltrack says […]
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Beware of female trolls
The science is settled: women tend to be more polite and nicer on the internet than men. Most trolls who engage in anti-social behaviour online […]
Continue reading »‘ZOO SUES PRODUCERS FOR “TRAUMATISING” RACCOON WITH AN “EROTIC VIDEO” SHOOT’ – This is quite possibly the best headline of the week. Employees at a […]
Continue reading »“HISTORICAL MEMORABILIA RELATED TO GENERAL DOUGLAS MACARTHUR WERE USED BY PARTICIPANTS IN SEXUAL ACTS” – This, quite possibly, is the best line to ever appear […]
Continue reading »THE WAR THAT NEVER ENDS – All the senior figures have passed away over the years, only the rank and file, young at the time, […]
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Looking the dead in the eye
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Death ends, not just in a physiological sense, but also metaphysically. The dead are unreal; they remain only as […]
Continue reading »ARE YOU NAUGHTY OR NICE? – The science says you’re not the best judge of that: If you give money to a homeless man or […]
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Boys Gone Wild on Tinder
I know that the International Women’s Day has just passed, but please accept this post as a belated present. When publishing the previous three instalments […]
Continue reading »MORE HOT PRIVILEGE – A few days ago I riled against the hot female privilege. Today, another example of the hotness privilege of the “1 […]
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Check your hot female privilege
Forget white privilege. Or male privilege. Or white male privilege, which presumably trumps them all (no pun intended), including black male privilege and white female […]
Continue reading »OFFLINE – Apologies for four days of blog silence. No, I did not give up blogging for Lent. Following the hacking of The Daily Chrenk […]
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Party like it’s Chernobyl again
Just over three decades on and another mysterious radioactive cloud is hanging over Europe: Scientists are struggling to explain why traces of Iodine-131 have been […]
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Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part III: Special Valentine’s Edition
By popular demand – and by popular demand I mean a few friends on Facebook who asked for it – here, for you Valentine’s Day […]
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Keep Valentine in Valentine’s Day
A high court in Islamabad apparently just banned public celebrations of Valentine’s Day in the Pakistani capital on the urging of a petitioner who argued […]
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Straight Outta Downton
I have a confession to make: I enjoyed “Downton Abbey” a lot more than I should have and a lot more than I think the […]
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