PLEASE MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP – Australian politics (or, rather, politician) hits a new low: Barnaby Joyce is being slammed for comments suggesting he may not be the father of …

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MAKE IT RAIN, DEER – Your bizarre political story of the day: Donations of deer semen, one of Texas deer breeders’ most precious commodities, account for more than half of …

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NO SEX, THANKS; WE’RE MINISTERS – This reform is proudly sponsored by Canberra hookers: Australian prime minister Malcolm Turnbull has banned sexual relationships between Commonwealth ministers and their staff, saying …

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“INDIGENOUS VOICE” – Has it really been ten years since Kevin Rudd’s national apology to Indigenous people? Time flies. An indigenous voice will be added to parliament if Labor wins …

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THIS IS WHY WE ELECT CONSERVATIVES – Or at least kinda-conservatives: In 1960, there were approximately 20,000 pages in the Code of Federal Regulations. Today there are over 185,000 pages, …

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A CHARITY CASE – The government has appointed a former Keating Minister and an all-round solid individual, Gary Johns, as the new commissioner of the Australian Charities and Not-for-profits Commission …

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THIS WILL END WELL – The Trump Administration is considering a set of proposals developed by Blackwater founder Erik Prince and a retired CIA officer — with assistance from Oliver North, …

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DRAIN THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT SWAMP – Twenty-one years’ worth of secret settlements for Senators’ and Congressmen’s wandering hands: Name them. See how many sanctimonious twerps are hypocrites. We don’t know …

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