Boys Gone Wild on Tinder, Part II
Because here at the The Daily Chrenk we don’t want to be accused of discrimination, sexism and misogyny – we are, after all, equal opportunity mockers – and because we …
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Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part VI
I know your dirty secret: you say you only read The Daily Chrenk for the articles, but I know that what you really look for are the outrageous Tinder girls. …
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It’s not OK, it’s White Power
Everything is offensive, everything is racist, everyone is Hitler, everyone is a white supremacist. Even you. Yes you. That’s right. Your whole life you’ve been making this one gesture, thinking …
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Girls Gone Wild On Brisbane Tinder, Part V: The Birthday Edition
Warning: Language and Adult Content which may make parents of young women cry Y’all pretend you read The Daily Chrenk for the articles, but I know that y’all really come …
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Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part IV
Be honest and admit it to yourself: you’ve been waiting for Part IV since the previous one popped up on your screen on Valentine’s Day, checking The Daily Chrenk every …
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Boys Gone Wild on Tinder
I know that the International Women’s Day has just passed, but please accept this post as a belated present. When publishing the previous three instalments of “Girls Gone Wild on …
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Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part III: Special Valentine’s Edition
By popular demand – and by popular demand I mean a few friends on Facebook who asked for it – here, for you Valentine’s Day gratification, enjoy this third selection …
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Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder, Part II
Because it’s Friday and we’re all so sick of Trump-Trump-Trump. The series otherwise known as “Because somewhere out there a lot of fathers are rocking and crying themselves to sleep – …
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Dancing on Jewish graves
This is brilliant – though a sad sign of the times that it needs to be done: What is wrong with these people? Selfies in a holocaust memorial? pic.twitter.com/jMjkbc7AH6 — …
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Girls Gone Wild on Brisbane Tinder
Or: “Because somewhere out there a lot of fathers are rocking and crying themselves to sleep – or would, if they only knew.” Social media, and online dating, really bring …
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Liveblogging the 2016 nightmare
7:08pm/4:08am: I will finish this liveblog with this thought: I did not support Trump (and I definitely did not support Hillary), so there is no surprise that I have great …
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Dog for President
Sometime mid-last year, when the current election nightmare was just a sick and twisted dystopian fantasy that no one would have seriously believed then, I already thought that a dog …
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Feminism – helping ugly chicks get laid since 1970
Girl meets boy online. Boy says no. Girl’s sister uses social media to shame the boy. Boy gets called a “creepâ€, an “asshole†and an “actual piece of shitâ€. The …
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The Outrage Olympics
Whenever a news story contains words “sparked outrage on social media†I know with about 98% certainty that it will turn out to be absolute bullshit. Over the past decade …
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If hurricanes were named after politicians
August is the peak hurricane season over the Atlantic. As I’m writing these words, Weather.com reports that “Tropical Storm Earl Strengthens in the Caribbean; Hurricane Warnings Issuedâ€. What sort of …
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Swimsuit Hillary and other disturbing images of the 2016 Presidential campaign
(Warning: disturbing nudity. Proceed at your own risk, and only if you have a strong stomach.) …
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Ten commandments of the media coverage of terrorism, crime and violence
From the people (and by people I mean me) who brought you Ten Commandments of Social Justice Warriors, behold… You might enjoy this. Slightly topical.
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#AmericaWasNeverGreat isn’t that great
Nothing perhaps gives me shits more in politics than the smarmy and self-satisfied self-loathing of the Western lefties. The “My country, always wrong†attitude is not only self-indulgent and morally …
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Real tradies, and the really real tradies
So the Liberal Party put up a tradie ad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fse0sm05V-8 The ad was mercilessly ridiculed on the social media, in part because the tradie was supposedly a fake tradie. Though he …
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