KANGAROOS TRIGGER STUDENTS – I apologise on behalf of Australian fauna: Three students at the University of Wisconsin, Madison filed bias reports after taking a statistics test in the spring …

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PYONGYANG, 100,000,000° CELSIUS, MUSHROOM CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF FALLOUT SHOWERS – L’il Kim is getting crazier and the peninsula is getting hotter by the minute. But is it serious or …

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RED UNDER EVERY BED – Grassy knoll, meet the mainstream media, the MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell edition: “Wouldn’t it be nice,” O’Donnell asked a nodding, smiling Rachel Maddow, “if it was just …

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WHAT’S WORSE THAN THE KARDASHIANS? – SJW Kardashians. In the latest Pepsi ad, Kendall Jenner is distracted on her fashion shoot by an Afrasian hipster in a #BlackLivesMatter demonstration. Discarding …

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MOOO HITLER – Meat is murder, and now PETA thinks you shouldn’t drink milk because it’s a white supremacist symbol. Or something. Did you know that milk has long been …

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MIKEY EATS WORLD – The Oracle of Flint foresees Armageddon, all because POTUS Trump got rid of some of Obama’s climate change regulations (live by the executive order pen, die …

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THE WALL BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE – The Catholic Church in Mexico has a reading from the Social Gospel for you: The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Mexico says Mexican companies …

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